"Married, you say?"
Don’t hold the mayo!
The national anthem has been rewritten.
She’s advocating for drug-testing to be trialled for welfare recipients.
“No one wants to be shaming mums or forcing them to do something…”
“You need to step away from that.”
Aussies all over are excitedly celebrating the Ashes win.
The impact is on two litre bottles.
“The couple appear to want a little privacy. Too much to ask? You bet.”
“I think everyone’s just out for themselves these days.”
“Is there a plesiosaur in Loch Ness? No.”
Despite it not being worth the price, it was still a good beer.
