Mon, 27 Nov, 2017
12 hilarious tweets every married couple will relate to
No matter how perfect you are for each other or how long you’ve been together, marriage isn’t always a walk in the park. From leaving the toilet seat up to not being able to agree on dinner, there’s so many little things all married couples disagree on.
Instead of turning them into bigger issues, however, these hilarious husbands and wives have taken to Twitter to share their stories – and if you’ve ever been married, you’ll definitely be able to relate!
It's my wife Carmens Birthday today please join me in wishing that I don't do anything to piss her off today.
— Scott B. (@ScottwB46) September 10, 2017
wife: Do that thing I like
me *uses a coaster*
— Josh (@iwearaonesie) August 30, 2017
Nothing in life can prepare you for how much of marriage is spent just listening to someone cough.
— beth can't with this (@bourgeoisalien) May 3, 2016
Me [sits down to stack of pancakes and bacon]
Wife: What happened to eating healthier?
Me: Ugh. Fine. [puts single blueberry on pancake]
— Rodney Lacroix (@moooooog35) September 11, 2017
It's not cheating. Or money issues. Leaving drawers and cabinets open is the true test of a marriage.
— Just J (@junejuly12) September 5, 2017
Here, let me do that
-me when my wife is almost done with some chore
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) August 31, 2017
Marriage is just texting each other "Do we need anything from the grocery store?" a bunch of times until one of you dies.
— Daniel Carrillo (@DanielRCarrillo) July 15, 2015
To ensure the safety of others and prevent the demise of your marriage, never start a home improvement project with your spouse.
— Wἶղε Cհმɾოεɾ (@Wine_Charmer) September 2, 2017
If you use karate instead of a knife your wife won't ask you to cut the vegetables anymore
— Josh (@iwearaonesie) September 7, 2017
Relationship status: Married so long that my wife thinks I’m smelling up the bathroom on purpose
— Boyd's Backyard™ (@TheBoydP) September 8, 2017
Understanding marriage is simply understanding that your wife's feet will always be cold
— Mr. Hook (@Phook75) September 28, 2017
If your marriage can survive building an IKEA dresser together, it can survive anything.
— Northern Lights ☠️⚰️ (@PinkCamoTO) September 29, 2017
Tell us in the comments below, how long have you been married? Which of these did you relate to the most?