Dr Chris Brown recalls embarrassing moment on crowded train
Dr Chris Brown tends to attract attention wherever he goes with his 6'5 height and beautiful blond hair - but he got more than he wanted on his recent trip to Japan.
Appearing on the morning radio show Triple M’s Mick and MG in the Morning Show, he recalled an embarrassing incident that he would rather forget.
“It may not surprise you to learn that I do tend to stand out a little bit on the streets of Tokyo,” he began, to the amusement of radio host Mick Molloy.
“Um, six foot five, blond hair, and on the subway especially.
“But, I don’t know if you know, in Japan you can buy beers absolutely anywhere — vending machines on the streets, in the subway when you’re just queueing for a train, and so I got involved in this.
“I bought a can of Asahi, nice Japanese beer, and was carrying it in my bag, just over my shoulder.”
As he got into the crowded train and made his way, the TV vet shared that started to feel a “cold trickle” down his leg.
“I realised very quickly that the beer I’d bought had exploded in my bag,” he said.
“And I now have a rapidly growing wet patch across my groin, running from my bag to my groin and down my leg, and a highly suspicious amber fluid going across a crowded train carriage,” he continued, making everyone in the studio laugh.
“If I couldn’t stand out any more, I found a way.”
He added that nobody said a word because Japanese people are so polite, but he did say there was “endless gazing," because they thought he wet himself.
“They’re connecting the dots from the trickle along the carriage back up my leg and up to my very wet body,” he added.
“Oh wow, oh well I hope you were filming that,” Mick Molloy chuckled.
“By the way, that’s how I leave the station every day, on a train, with a wet patch, talking to myself,” he quipped.
“Well, I tell you what, if you want to clear some space, it’s a great way to do it, let me tell you,” the TV vet laughed.
Images: Mick & MG in the morning